Paris.

Day two & three.

Napoleon is dead... this is proof.

Things you can't do in Paris... walk on the grass.

You haven't lived until you've ridden a cannon.

Throwin' gang signs like Jesus did at the Sacre Coeur.

Help me, help Africa... long story.

Shockingly beautiful... yet smelled like a urinal.

I can hear you now... "You're so immature!"... like you wouldn't have added the "H"!

Paris at night.

Racism or clever marketing?

The French chicks love me!

Note to self: Next time bring mace.

Do you see the 10 euro charge? That was for water.

What Parisians really think of Canada... moose... hockey and leaves.

Lovers.

End transmission.